Weird Talents or Skills I Have:
1) Extremely limited cartoon impressions. With a little warm-up, I can do spot-on impressions of Hoodsey from As Told By Ginger and Luanne from King of the Hill.
2) Freakishly good memory for names.
3) Writing mimicry. I hate that this is true, but my strongest writing skills are in mimicry. If you give me a sample of what you want something to sound like, I can write something that sounds just like that. I have written perfectly acceptable newspaper articles, case briefs, and marketing plans, despite having no background in journalism, law, or business.